The Accidental Demon Slayer by Angie Fox
(BCC) *Please note, this review is being done from an ARC, changes may have been made by time the actual book lands in your hands.
It’s never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet. For Lizzie Brown, that’s just the beginning. Soon her hyperactive terrier starts talking, and her long-lost biker-witch grandma is hurling Smucker’s jars filled with magic. Just when she thinks she’s seen it all, Lizzie learns she’s a demon slayer – and all hell is after her.
Of course, that’s not the only thing after her. Dimitri Kallinikos, a devastatingly handsome shape-shifting griffin, needs Lizzie to slay a demon of his own. But how do you talk a girl you’ve never met into going straight to the underworld? Lie. And if that doesn’t work, how dangerous could a little seduction be…?
“Simple. You’re a demon slayer. That means you’re attracted to danger, problems, things that need to be fixed.”
When I first heard about this book, I was thrilled. It sounded fun. It sounded sexy. It sounded loaded with danger. It sounded right up my alley. And boy, was I right! I cannot tell you how much I enjoyed Lizzie and her crazy world.
Imagine you’re a pre-school teacher who can’t even cuss right. Imagine you plan your life down to every detail. Now imagine you’re turning 30. You’re getting ready to go out to a great party, and you know it’s great because YOU planned it. You’ll finally have your shot at the hot guy from the gym, because he’ll be there and you know this of course, because you invited him. You’re almost ready when a knock at the door comes and low and behold, your long-lost grandma is at the door. You then find yourself locked in the bathroom while said grandma tries to do something, what you have no idea, and a demon shows up on your toilet.
Let’s pretend for a moment that you are able to defeat said demon. Of course, then your grandma would want you to jump on her Harley and run for your life. Because you know what? This demon is only the beginning, and you have a bad, bad, fifth level demon on your tail. One who has a grudge against your entire family. One who wants you dead.
Then imagine that you finally meet the biker gang your grandma hangs with and find out that their are actually witches who think you are their only hope of slaying this awful demon once and for all. Then imagine, that you’re supposed to be trained, but before that can happen, you make a HUGE mistake, your grandma is trapped in the first level of hell, her biker coven seems to have it out for you, a very sexy griffin that you don’t exactly trust offers you his protection, a pack of werewolves you thought were allies turns out to want you dead, and your dog Pirate won’t shut up. Oh yeah, and everyone you need to trust won’t even tell you the whole story. Everyone has a secret, and the secrets could very well cost you your very safe, very stable life. Well, if you can imagine all of that, you’ve got a good picture of what Lizzie goes through in TADS.
From page one, Fox takes you on a ride that is non-stop action. I’ve heard the saying “whirlwind, wild ride” but I don’t think I’d ever truly knew what that meant until I read this book. Lizzie is an amazingly real character, thrown into an amazingly believable paranormal world, where curses are kept in jelly jars, roadkill is a delicacy, and demons want your soul. It was refreshing to read a paranormal novel that had a heroine not obsessed with shoes/clothes (not that I don’t enjoy those). It was wonderful to read a paranormal that showed real growth in the heroine. I can’t wait to see where Lizzie will go from here!
Make sure your day is clear before cracking this one, trust me, once you pick it up you won’t want to put it down!
I want to thank Angie for hanging with us this past week. I’ve had a ball and I hope everyone else has too!